Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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