just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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