I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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