god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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