My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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