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Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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