My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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