I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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