you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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