There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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