this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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