FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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