What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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