oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How external is "for external use only"?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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