erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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