This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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