I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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