Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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