what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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