I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?