Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.