Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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