he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
