i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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