Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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