i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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