Plan B is the new Plan A
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
