Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
