That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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