I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so let's talk penis.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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