bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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