Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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