I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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