Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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