Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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