Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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