I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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