Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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