There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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