awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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