Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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