Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize