I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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