shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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