i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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