he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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