drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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