xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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