It's like God shit irony all over that family
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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