I'm going to jail i love you
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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