It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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