the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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