Having a random hookup so left but love u
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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