I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
