How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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