I'm laying in your front yard are you home
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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