hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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